I can’t cope

[Jynx]

@Captain24 ahh yeah, like it's all well n good to talk about crystals for like, 20 minutes but if she has no other topics... No thanks! 

You ever go into a convo like that with like... the mentality of David Attenborough watching baby antelope frolic? It could help! In the back of your brain when she's chatting away about feng shui just..."And here we have the Crystal Karen... Seen here in the wild, exhibiting her natural behaviour of noisily expelling gas and pretending it means anything... Soon, she will switch topics, but it will only be to something along the same vein. As we can see, the Crystal Karen is completely incapable of an original thought..." 😝

(I hope that wasn't too mean to your auntie, I mean her no offense!)

[Captain24]

I have frequently zoned out when she is talking. @Jynx. Don’t get me wrong she is lovely and caring but even her voice and the way she speaks.

What have you got anything tomorrow 

[Captain24]

Hey @Jynx 

I want to thank you for tonight and I hope you get some sleep and have a good day tomorrow 

[Jynx]

Aww twas my pleasure @Captain24!! How's your hump day unfolded thus far?

[Captain24]

Hey @Jynx 

How is your day going?

My auntie came for lunch and I dropped her to the bus stop when I was on my way to the beach. She basically was reminiscing when she was a child and kept asking me if I remember. She is about 12 years older than me. How was I suppose to know!!! 

I have been to the beach and it was an awesome day. I would have stayed much longer but mum wants to go and get her sorbet from her favourite shop. It meant I had to cut my time short. 

I did more shopping and got 2 more Lego sets. I don’t know how I’m going to fit everything in my car. 

[tyme]

Ello @Captain24 . Good to see you. Hope you've been okay.

[Jynx]

@Captain24 my day is going ok!! Hiding in the air con lol. 

Ahaha your auntie out here thinking that we can remember like, a single thing about our childhoods like umm no bebs I am full of trauma it gives me the brain fog 🤣

Ahaha you might just be a mermaid you know? Cos I don't know any other creature that would choose more ocean over SORBET!! 😝

Oh exciting! What sets? 

Lol you'll be driving home w lego in the lap, mayhap!!

[Captain24]

Hey @tyme.…

How are you going??? Did you make the best decision for you and are you dealing with it ok? 

I’ve been sending virtual hugs to you each day. 

[Captain24]

My auntie is thinking I remember her childhood! @Jynx. Trauma has ruined my own childhood. 

Nah definitely ocean first.. sorbet second. I had Jaffa ice cream and Turkish delight. Ocean would have been better though! 

I’ve got a panda, a rabbit, a cat (big one of the options is a dog) and a typewriter with a flower. I’m disappointed because I couldn’t find the tweety one I wanted. 

At this stage I’ll have Lego and a shit load of resin stuff in my lap! I have bought so much. 

I should start packing

[tyme]

Yes. I've made my decision and I've let those who needed to know, know. It'll take some time to move away from it all, but yes. Things are moving @Captain24 

Thanks for the thoughts and hugs.

How much longer before you are home?